Cloris Leachman
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Cloris Leachman first stepped out as a runner-up in the 1946 Miss America pageant. Her first skip with stardom came in Kiss Me Deadly (1955), and she’s paved a golden path in entertainment ever since, with a focus on the funny. Whoever said humor isn’t the key to sex appeal has never seen Cloris in her prime during her stint on TV’s Mary Tyler Moore Show. But on the big screen Cloris was a bit racier in character choices, playing a lady of ill repute in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969), then quickly giving a glimpse of her door knockers and warm welcome mat in The People Next Door (1970)—at age forty-four. She didn’t get naked for her Oscar-winning performance in The Last Picture Show (1971) but she did show her picturesque forty-something figure before bedding a teenaged Timothy Bottoms. Her turn as Melba in Crazy Mama (1975) gave us a brief peek at her firm bum cakes—plus a hilarious scene involving her in little more than a low top and high stockings. This multi-award-winner proves that both wits and tits make the ideal Hollywood success story—and a lasting one too. She dressed in lingerie and got spanked by Adam Sandler in 2005’s The Longest Yard, and she flashed the camera her panty-clad ass in a DVD special feature from Scary Movie 4 (2006). Two years later Cloris wowed admirers anew as a sexpot contestant on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Men can’t help but leech onto Cloris, even as a nonagenarian.